a few girlfriends came over the other night and we were hanging out talking, doing girl stuff. my one friend thougth it would be funny to add us all to a very innapropriate website. we have all been getting emails ever since from men that have joined this site hoping to find a one nighter....i was getting one from a man that lives in my city!
we'll call him neil. neil is emailing me like crazy, so i decide i will go on to this website and delete this info about me. (it gives a description and likes/dislikes, not real names or anything, but it allows the person to leave msg's for u and the site will email u).
but it wouldn't let me delete myself. after a few days i finally send this guy an email saying "hey i didn't join this thing. pls stop emailing me." but he is relentless. neil is still emailing me. he adds my address to his msn. ya well great. so last night when i was chatting with my neighbor next door and my bff in red deer alberta on my msn, this guy signs on and IM's me.
i again tell him i'm not interested in him and to go away. so he says to me "hey i don't expect anything i saw your profile and i thought you sounded nice. i just want to get to know you and maybe we can be friends." .....um ya ok, not likely buddy. you signed up on the most digusting web site ever! because you can't get a date and you expect me to be your friend? uh no!
but something happened to my msn and for whatever reason i wouldn't let me delete him (i guess i have a prob with deleting things?) and i couldn't block him. so i ignored him, but like i said earlier he was relentless and he wouldn't stop msg'ing me. at that point it was sad. so i thought well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! i talked to him for a few mins then told him i had to go to work, and i signed off.
tonight i planned to go online and delete him before he came on and tried to talk to me. didn't work. literally the second that i signed on, a box popped up saying "hi! it's me neil!" oh my god.
i didn't know what to do, so i said hi back. we talked for a few minutes when my bff called me on the phone. her new born was crying non-stop and she didn't know what to do. so i quickly im'd neil and told him i was on the phone i'd be a bit so better to say good night now rather than wait for me, but he was way too kind and typed back "no prob! i'll wait for you".
just great! this guy is sad AND pethetic.
after like 45 mins on the phone, my bff and i had the baby sleeping and i was well on my way into the "neil" story with her. she was laughing her ass off! (so glad she was having a good time with all of this!) and especially so when i realized he was true to his word and still online waiting for me! (at this point i was startign to feel bad) so i went back online with him and said "sorry, my bff called her baby was crying and she didn't know what to do, so i had to help her." he completely freaked out and said "wow. how do you know about kids? do you have some?"
i really liked how he refers to children as something like a box of chocolates, or some smokes..do you have some? loser.
so i, of course, say "yes i can't omit the fact that i have kids, i wouldn't be me. they are my everything, i love ALL of them so much!" he said, "ALL of them? how many do you have?"
my reply? well of course i told him exactly how many i have..."i have 7, all boys!" hahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
ya he didnt' like that much. he signed off asap and told me he wasn't feeling well and he was going to bed! (now of course i only have 3 girls. but oh well. i certainly wasn't gonna tell this guy anything about my babies.)
we're a package deal. and the deal didn't include him. thank god
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